How stupid is George W. Bush?

Well, compared to the people who make a point of calling him stupid on a frequent basis, not so much. American Realpolitik has done the work for us, so read it and laugh your ass off. A snippet:

"George W. Bush:

"Received a Bachelors Degree from Yale University and an MBA from Harvard Business School. He served as an F-102 pilot for the Texas Air National Guard.

"People who call Bush stupid:

"Barbara Streisand: Completed high school
Cher: Dropped out of school in 9th grade
Martin Sheen: Flunked exam to enter University of Dayton
Jessica Lange: Dropped out college mid-freshman year.
Alec Baldwin: Dropped out of George Washington U. after scandal
Julia Roberts: Completed high school
Sean Penn: Completed High school
Susan Sarandon: Degree in Drama from Catholic University of America in Washington, D.C.
Ed Asner: Completed High school
George Clooney: Dropped out of University of Kentucky
Michael Moore: Dropped out first year University of Michigan.
Sarah Jessica Parker: Completed High School
Jennifer Anniston: Completed High School
Mike Farrell: Completed High school
Janeane Garofelo: Dropped out of College
Larry Hagman: Attended Bard College for one year.

"The ultimate irony is that many of these celebrities have made a shambles of their own lives, with drug abuse, alcoholism, numerous marriages and divorces, scrapes with the law, publicized temper tantrums, etc."

Read it all, yo