Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Funny Stuff

My friend (and Gulf War I vet) Phillip F. after watching a few minutes of The Real Housewives of Orange County:

"I'm inches away from joining al-Qaeda."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"who are those people daddy?" her dad respond in worried manner, " those are the women who have lived in a plastic bubble all their life and if the bubble were to burst they would no longer be able to survive in the real world." The little girl asked if the bubble would burst and she and her father would be in trouble and he solemnly replied, "Yes, we would all be in trouble as we would be subjected to the most idiotic and cluess behavior the world has ever seen." " I would then have to join a para- military org in order to protect you and everyone else from the horror." "What's a para-military org daddy?" " Go ask you mother."