Just the Way He Would Have Wanted It

Dimebag Darrell, formerly of Pantera and this mortal coil, got his wish and was buried in a Kiss casket, according to Gene Simmons. From Wizbang. I would like to be buried in a combination Van Halen/Oakland Raiders casket, driven by a hearse shaped like the Millenium Falcon. To the tune of "Movin' Out" by Billy Joel. Or something.