Thursday, July 07, 2005
Will and Patsy
I do however deny responsibility for the presence of a sewing needle in her back, which was found during an X-ray some years ago. I did attach a needle to the nose of a balsa wood airplane and throw it at her once, but that stuck in her arm and she pulled it out fairly immediately. I'm guessing the one in her back was put there during a Duke basketball game, probably by some disappointed UNC fan. I didn't do it, I swear.