Monday, January 10, 2005
Randy Moss did not fake pulling his pants down to moon Packer fans during the Vikings/Packers game yesterday, he did it to wipe his ass on the goalpost. Other Vikings players jostled him around enough to make him stop pretty quickly, but make no mistake: he was wiping his ass with the Frozen Tundra. I love the fro, and he's a great player I guess, but you can't poop on another team's property. Bad Randy.