The newest feline species (or rather the most recently identified) looks like a good house pet. Sure it's a leopard. But it's like a foot long without the tail. I think I could take it, and therefore it makes a good house pet. QEMFD.
It's a good article except for the interviewed scientist's inability to keep from trotting out a bad pun: "Who said a leopard can never change its spots?" What a dick.