Monday, April 02, 2007

'Cause I Got Into a Fistfight

That isn't really the reason Sabrina has steak on her head, but it sounds cool. She just gathered up the risotto, steak and spinach and made a jaunty little hat that I hope will become popular with the young folk. Maybe this simple act will usher in a new era of meat-based headgear, first on the runways of Milan and Paris, and eventually on aisle 38 at WalMart.

And when that happens, remember: it was Sabrina's idea, and she'll punch you in the nose if you say otherwise. Look at those dukes. They'll getcha.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The mothballs are not keeping the maggots off my steak suit. So much for meat fashion. I will freeze it for the future when they can address my issue when technology catches up to the problem.