I thought I had the best Anna Nicole crackpot theory, but my lovely wife's beats anything I've heard: her dirtbag lawyer Howard Stern was hired by the Marshall family long ago and has just completed his mission.
I should probably be more scared of my wife than I am.
Also, I just saw video of murdering scumbag Howard Stern pretending to cry about Anna Nicole's death and I think it gave my eyes an abortion, and then AIDS.
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Murdering scumbag? where is this coming from?
Tears of "I almost won the lotto" maybe.... Anyway, no time to speculate since I be the baby's daddy and needs to file fo custody.
Little Danelshizzle, your daddy is coming.
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