Monday, February 12, 2007

Suspicious Minds

I thought I had the best Anna Nicole crackpot theory, but my lovely wife's beats anything I've heard: her dirtbag lawyer Howard Stern was hired by the Marshall family long ago and has just completed his mission.

I should probably be more scared of my wife than I am.

Also, I just saw video of murdering scumbag Howard Stern pretending to cry about Anna Nicole's death and I think it gave my eyes an abortion, and then AIDS.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Murdering scumbag? where is this coming from?
Tears of "I almost won the lotto" maybe.... Anyway, no time to speculate since I be the baby's daddy and needs to file fo custody.
Little Danelshizzle, your daddy is coming.