"Shove it in, shove it in"

I don't care how many McDonald's hamburgers you can fit in your mouth at one time (3.2 a new world record), you'd better think of some other title than "Burger King" to describe yourself at the contest. A Guinness Book record is nice, but an endorsement deal with Mickey D's would be much better. Probably not going to happen now . . .

From Horizon